Hi, I'm new, here's an offering of a short little comedy smut thing from last month.







There was whispering coming from inside Sirius Black's bookbag.

Smirking to himself, he cast a glance at the door. The coast was clear.

He threw open the flap of his bag, and the mirror slid out.

"Psst. Hey, Sirius." The words sounded muffled. Sirius removed the mirror from its cover and raised an eyebrow at it.

"James. What are you doing?"

A brief flash of bare shoulder appeared in the mirror as James shrugged. "What're you doing?"

"What do you think? I'm serving detention, genius."

"Ah. Right." James' eyes shifted around a bit. "So... are you alone?"

"Better be, if I'm talking to you on this thing, hadn't I? Unless I want it confiscated, and another detention."

"Ah, good, you're alone. So, want to talk about... anything?"

"Like what?"

"Like what would you be doing if you weren't in detention right now."

"Homework."

"After homework, I mean."

"Having a wank."

"Very funny."

"Fucking a girl."

"Even more hilarious."

"Okay, Chaser-man, what would I be doing?"

"I was thinking you'd be doing something with this."

"Ah. Hmm. Well, now that you mention it."

"You want to, don't you? Look at it."

"Um, yes. I mean, fuck you, James! I still have another hour in detention!"

"You said you were alone."

"Utterly."

"And I'm alone."

"One would hope."

"So... "

"So."

"So, let's watch each other."

"Have you gone mental? Minnie could come back here at any second."

"Have you gone git-brained? Sticking Charm, ever hear of them?"

"That is an idea."

"Not an idea. A plan."

Sirius rose, shaking his head. How did he let himself be talked into these things? At least James was the only one who could convince him of this sort of bollocks. He cast the charm, and stalked back to the table. "All stuck."

"Brilliant. So. If you were here."

"If I were there?"

"Yeah."

"If I were there, you wouldn't need to be doing that. Let me see, though."

"Right then."

"James, you fucking slut. I think in a past life you worked the red lights
down in Knockturn."

"Oh yeah, Sirius, please talk like that. More."

"Spoiled brat golden boy, never had a problem in your life. Perfect student, perfect team mate, perfect perfect perfect. I think I'll make you wear lipstick next time you suck my cock."

"Almost... there... just a minute more..."

"You don't really want to fuck Evans, do you? You just want to wear her panties. You want to put on her pink panties and bra, and her stockings, while I fuck you and call you Florence..."

"OH! SIRIUS! FUCK!"

Sirius chuckled and shook his head.

"Er. I'll see you up here when you get done with detention, eh Padfoot?"

"You better fucking believe it."

"Right then."

Sirius' mirror went dark. He shook his head, muttering something about
always getting talked into these things as he replaced the mirror in its
cover and shoved it back in his bag.

END

Author name: scarah2
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Sirius has detention. James doesn't.
Comments: For a tinderblast challenge</a>